Your life begins right now. All those other times? They don't count. Because now you're feasting your eyes on the tip-toppingest, block-rockingest, flip-floppiest, sun-blockingest News Blog on this side of the internet database! Its blogger-ific (exclamation point, exclamation point, one, exclamation point).
Yeah. Now that you've swallowed mah ever-so-humble introduction, its time to get acquainted. I'm Lisa, a 13 year-old aspiring journalist/diplomat who dissects The Economist cover to cover and has a shrine dedicated to Anderson Cooper and his tight little shirt. Plus, I managed to churn out a blog, and I don't know enough about Stranger Danger to not put my name, age, and interests in the eraser-resistant internet.
Nice to meet you.
Por favor, keep being the beautiful people that you are and make headlines, because it's people like you who make the news. And give me material. Dzienkuje.
And also, its the people who do what they want my writing. If you love it, tell me. If you hate it:
- Scroll down to the Comments Box.
- Point a nail towards your left eye.
- Press hard forcefully and rapidly
- Write how it felt
